Helloo my little sugarbeans! My word, it's been a hot minute since I've blogged! I'm offering my sincerest apologies; I've actually been very sick and I needed a break from blogging regularly. SO, while I was gone, we learned that my POTS & Mast Cell syndromes are more severe than originally thought. I had the … Continue reading HI FRIENDS! (update & apology!)
I'm sick as hell with a nasty cold - holla to my weak-ass immune system - and in need of a good laugh. So, I figured I'd make fun of myself (again) and write a poem. I'm doing this freehand and I'm unsure what I'll be calling it yet, obviously, you'll know what it is … Continue reading A really, really stupid blog!
*NO, I am NOT making fun of the Bible. I'm trying to cope with the multiple issues that I have and one of the ways that I do that is through humor. Learn to take a joke!* You shall not wee or shit yourself in a social setting because, for most people, it can be upsetting, … Continue reading The Ten Commandments of Dysautonomia.
This morning I'm recovering from my three seizures (and a lot of lorazepam) in a row, minding my own business, when I got a notification that I have 12 followers. You have zero idea how much this blog means to me, especially since I cannot work. What else am I supposed to do all day … Continue reading A quick thank you.
Hi! My name is Emily, I'm 21, and I am completely incapacitated curtesy of four chronic illnesses. *Hi, Emily* Now that we got the introduction out of the way, I'll start this letter off with a huge, slimy, sticky, stinky, fuck you. But, Emily, they didn't do anything that deserves a fuck you. I know, but … Continue reading Dear Healthy Peeps,
How are NLD and the spectrum not related?
There are way, way too many of these stupid things out there, lurking around the population just waiting to attack. Did you know that, out of ___ billion people, a third of the population here in the United States are suffering from a chronic illness? Most of them have more than one. It's hard to … Continue reading What it’s like to be chronically ill:
Have you noticed how many people complain about the dumbest shit? Louis C.K had a skit about this topic that was dead on - picking on those of us who bitch about having horrible cellphone service as the main example. He made this comment, "YOU HAVE A PHONE. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU … Continue reading Let’s talk major first world problems..POTS edition!
Webster dictionary defines different as, "not the same as another or each other; unlike in nature, form, or quality." As a little girl, I always knew that I was different from the other kids. In fact, I was reminded almost every day - how I spoke, because I didn't form sentences as well as others, … Continue reading My childhood struggle